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Going wild on Padre isn't just for sorority girls from Michigan anymore. Gays and lesbians from across the Valley and beyond are going to give beer-bonging co-eds a run for their money this weekend as Global Groove London and the New Upper Deck Hotel bust out a host of no-holds-barred good times this weekend.

First up is a trip to Wonderland --- and Alice, you might want to cover your eyes.

The scene at Tequila Sunset will get a little surreal Friday night as the studly J.D. Ordonez from the The Real World Brooklyn  hosts a kinky night with some of the area's most fabulous drag queens, including Dion Summers, Jacklyn Mykals and Valerie Paris.

Up next? It's Britney, beach.

Spears impersonator extraordinaire Derrick Berry headlines Saturday night's full-throttle activities at Mooncussers.

If you manage to survive that circus, take it easy on Sunday poolside at the New Upper Deck Hotel. Karaoke, free BBQ and beautiful bodies by the beach --- the perfect way to wrap up a weekend of pride and partying.

WHEN: All weekend
WHERE: New Upper Deck Hotel, Mooncusser's and Tequila Sunset on South Padre Island
ONLINE www.splashpadreisland.com or www.myspace.com/splashpadreisland
AGES 21+