The producers of Dancing With The Stars have rounded up a motley crew of Hollywood bottom-feeders to compete on the seventh season of the hit show. The Z-listers set to strut their stuff Sept. 22 include:

>> Lance Bass, boyband icon turned gay icon. Partner: Lacey Schwimmer
>> Kim Kardashian, ample-bosomed reality TV eye candy. Partner: Mark Ballas
>> Rocco DiSpirito, "celebrity" chef. Partner: Karina Smirnoff
>> Toni Braxton, 90s R&B diva behind unlistenable "Unbreak My Heart." Partner: Alec Mazo
>> Brooke Burke, blank-eyed hostess from E!'s "Wild On." Partner: Derek Hough
>> Cody Linley, "Hannah Montana" sidekick. Partner: Julianne Hough
>> Ted McGinley, "Jefferson" from "Married With Children." 'Nuff said. Partner: Inna Brayer
>> Susan Lucci, ancient "All My Children" fixture. Partner: Tony Dovolani
>> Misty May-Treanor, Olympic medalist finishing her 15 minutes. Partner: Maksim Chmerkovskiy
>> Warren Sapp, Superbowl champ and blatant grab for male viewers. Partner: Kym Johnson

plus, no joke ...

>> Cloris Leachman, 82-year-old actress who has apparently traded her soul for swift feet and immortality. Partner: Corky Ballas